Facing Economic Challenges T-Shirts

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

PEP TALKS!

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

Financial life preserver

"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."

"The Big Bad Wolf Bank has served us with foreclosures."

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

"My God, I was just wondering what happened to him."

"The problem with our marriage is that we can't afford marriage counselling."

Finance Company.

'I'm so bad with money, I never know how much I have in the bank unless I shake it and count what falls out.'

'Listen... that sound... we're scraping the bottom of the barrel.'

"Things are looking up..."

'Things must be bad, even she's struggling.'

'The saying goes, 'You Win Some and Lose Some'...so why do we never, never win and lose so very, very soon?!'

"No kidding. Tell me about it."

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

I can't handle this mortgage.