Facing Economic Challenges T-Shirts

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

PEP TALKS!

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

Another Degree and Deeper in Debt

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

Financial life preserver

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"

How America Was Re-Won

"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."

"The Big Bad Wolf Bank has served us with foreclosures."

"My God, I was just wondering what happened to him."

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

"The problem with our marriage is that we can't afford marriage counselling."

'Listen... that sound... we're scraping the bottom of the barrel.'

'I'm so bad with money, I never know how much I have in the bank unless I shake it and count what falls out.'

Finance Company.

'Things must be bad, even she's struggling.'

"Things are looking up..."

They're slashing our health care and pension to cut the budget at work. Plus, I have to take an unpaid furlough week. Let's go see colleges! Ok! That will take my mind off my depressing finances. University. And!

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

'The saying goes, 'You Win Some and Lose Some'...so why do we never, never win and lose so very, very soon?!'

"No kidding. Tell me about it."

'The good news is that I can spend more time with my family. The bad news is my job is now only part time.'