Facing Age Discrimination Prints

"Working with the elderly presents a LOT of problems...but she's not allowed to retire until she's 83!"

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

"You're right, they are statins."

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

Quiz: Find the Subtle Signs of Implicit Bias

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

'Try not to stare. Father Time hot hair plugs and botox.'

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

"It's my 39th birthday, and I'm not dealing with it well. What's wrong with me?"

'He's a lot older than she is.'

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

Still hip, but not much hop.

"'Till death do you part?"

"Botox? No, I simply stopped smiling when I turned 30."

"She just uses all that make-up to hide her age."

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

'You know you're 40 when...'

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

"In your case we’ll begin the facelift with an incision behind your right ear and extend it into the waiting room."

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

Medical school discriminating against women.

Man spots a grey hair in his beard

The World Jewish Congress meet in Hungary.

When did my internal clock go external?

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

He was never picked last because everyone always wanted Father Time on their side.

"I'm interviewing with a tech company today. I'll need extra age spot remover."

Scapegoats shooting gallery.

'Mum, you just HAVE to stop lying about your age, otherwise everyone will think that you are younger than me!'