Facial Hair Stylist Mugs

'How come you like your nose underlined?'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Shampoo.

Rapunzel in the Morning

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Absolutely not!"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

The Beard in the Stone

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Movember

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

30 Days Has Movember

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

The barber

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Complete Makeover