Facial Hair Fan Mugs

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

"You've got some beard in your food."

Comedy, Tragedy, Beardy

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

World Records Office.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

'Do you mind if I grow a beard?' 'Okay. As long as you don't wear it in the house.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'All your focus groups say the whiskers have to go.'

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

'Oh I do love a man with a five o'clock shadow'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

No, you tell him he looked better with a beard.

He freed himself from the misery of shaving...

"Excuse me, but are you using that mustache right now?"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Curling your hair for no reason

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Hairstyles

Deer Barber

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

Beer

"Loved Jamaica!"

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

'We're ok for duffel jackets and stiff upper lips sir, but short on Brylcream.'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.