Face Swap Fanatic Prints

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

The Three Wise Women

Brick Red Paint...

"It's face painting Friday."

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'

Home/work masks.

"When did they start wearing muzzles?"

'They're hideous, aren't they?'

'If you steal my identity, you'll be stuck with a lot of credit card debt.'

Doctor talks to face that is halfway down man's body: 'I'm afraid the face transplant has not quite taken.'

'I'm thinking of training as a teacher.' 'I'm thinking of training as a plumber.'

'Now I look like Mummy!'

"I had no idea my three favorite things were going to the movies, eating out, and touching my face."

"Greet each morning, with a smile!" "Even if it’s in denial..."

'Remember to comb your hair for that school bus pass photography, Jimmy...'

"Transgender female seeks transgender male to swap clothes with."