Fabulous Foresighters Pillows

"Business is slow this month. I don't where I'll get the rent money!"

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

Innovation & Calculation

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

"Bad Dog!"

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

Gone for Broke College

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Sad in Seattle," you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I discovered my dad is a conspiracy theorist. He says Obama's not American, we never landed on the moon, and someone went back in time and re-edited Star Wars to give C-3PO one silver leg. Stop yer sniveling! Have you any idea how lucky you are to have a father who cared enough about you to give you such priceless material with which to mock him? Papa Cohen never did anything mock-wort

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

"Everything's going great except, you know, everything."

MAkIng BritAIn Great AgAIn.

"I suppose you're the brains behind the operation"

Robo-Date Dating Service. We'll have to fix you up before we can fix you up.

Bank manager with no business has tumbleweed blowing into office.

Church in the year 2035.

Never mind the next election...

Bank: For Every New Account Get A Shiny New Quarter!

Baby Born with a QR code

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

Year Zero