Fabric Fascination Prints

Sleep Marks

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

I quilt therefore I am

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Get... a-nother room!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

King Madras

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.