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Football supporters.

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The Aging of Underwear

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A cow with a Brazilian.

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'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

Lady imitating fashion

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"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

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