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'He started it.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'My feet are killing me.'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"I need to tinkle."

Under pressure.

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Bob's Driving School.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Simply put.'

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Have you been working out?"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'God's speed.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Smile

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'...Or not.'

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'I forgot the question.'

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

"You want proof? There's your proof."

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'