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'He started it.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'But I digress...'

'My feet are killing me.'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"I need to tinkle."

Under pressure.

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Simply put.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Bob's Driving School.

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"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Have you been working out?"

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'This part was tenure.'

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'God's speed.'

Smile

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'...Or not.'

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Jeremy Clarkson.

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"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

'I forgot the question.'

Dave's diaper-changing incentive chart.

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'