Eye For Luxury Pillows

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Bubbly

Haute Suture

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Baroque Peacock

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

New Shoes.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Kensington Fluffies

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."