Eye Exam Explorer Prints

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

'It may take a few days for your eyes to adjust to bifocals Mrs Reynolds'

Hospital Departments

"All the fans keep telling me that I'm blind as a bat!"

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

Famous Optical Illusions!

"How many letters can you read?"

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

Budget Opticians.

Oculist.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"Since you're a lawyer, it will be a bar exam."

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

"I'm sorry, but he only has 75 years to live!"

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

'I think I'm seeing double again!'