Eye-exam Comic Lover Mugs

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

No-Work Orange

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

The Food Chain

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Window Treatment

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

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Tarzan of the Grapes.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."