Extreme Work Environment Lover Pillows

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

The suggestion box.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

I'd rather be at the office.

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Safety meeting.

Starving explorer.

"Best wishes in your new job!"

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

Plumbing Company Executive

'How was your holiday? Go anywhere interesting?'

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"Yes, the climb was hard work, but the glide down will be amazing! Geronimo!"

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

Great Moments In Law: 'C. Wright Giddings successfully introduces the 'office-temp-who-made-the-coffee-way-too-strong' defense.'

"I've just realised I forgot to record Bake Off. I'm going to have to go back!"

'Aggressive Environmentalism'

Tony Molesky from the T.V show 'Ice Road Truckers'

'Bob, it's not you I lust after, it's your office.'

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

"He's currently unavailable. Would you care to wait?"

'Candor is a plus.'

"Of course you're not learning anything new here at Petherington and Snoode - we're a very old company!"

PC spits mud out

'He worked to the day he died.'

Computer celebrates the end of the working day.

"Here comes the really hard part!"