Extreme Sports Junkie T-Shirts

'I never know whether I should buy good goggles that I'll lose after five jumps or cheap ones that'll scratch after two.'

Bungee Jumps: $5

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

The rocket powered skiier

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Extreme Bungy

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Rock Climber

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

YOLO vs YODO

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Skate or die."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Skiing at Sea

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

Cupid and parachutists.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Milkjet Skiing