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'I never know whether I should buy good goggles that I'll lose after five jumps or cheap ones that'll scratch after two.'

Bungee Jumps: $5

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

The rocket powered skiier

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Rock Climber

Extreme Bungy

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

YOLO vs YODO

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

"Skate or die."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Skiing at Sea

Milkjet Skiing

Cupid and parachutists.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Have you farted. . . ?"

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.