Extreme Sports Adventurer Pillows

"You mean, you've never heard of parrot gliding?"

The Men Thing. . .

Rocket-powered skateboarding monster.

Car Water Skiing.

"No, not really. I could probably tell you a thing or two about the meaning of life but I would like to know where the loo is."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Rock Climber

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Football

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

YOLO vs YODO

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Skate or die."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Planting a Flag on the Summit

100k Desert Crawl

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Double Bass Jumpers.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

Milkjet Skiing

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'