Extreme Sports Admirer Pillows

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"The bad news is, the 14th hole has been overrun by terrorists. The good news is, it's a par 40."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

If nobody had invented graphics

Football Chameleon

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

The rocket powered skiier

"How should we divide the teams?"

A day at the transgenic races

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Saving a Heart

Ratminton

Gary turns 40.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."