Extreme Sports Admirer Pillows

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"The bad news is, the 14th hole has been overrun by terrorists. The good news is, it's a par 40."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Football Chameleon

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

The rocket powered skiier

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Monica Seles

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Ratminton

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

A day at the transgenic races

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Gary turns 40.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."