Extreme Problem Solver Pillows

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

Oh that reminds me.. I got something to keep next door's cat off the lawn.

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Can do...No can do

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'What's wrong now?'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

Innovative

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'