Extreme Condition Enthusiast Mugs

Starving explorer.

Rock Climber

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

100k Desert Crawl

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

Milkjet Skiing

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'I'll take ten, please.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Easter Island Rock Climber

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

What's your exit strategy?

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

Mount Everest.

'When you said 'walkies'...'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

Extreme Sheepherding

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95