Extraterrestrial Friend Mugs

Bear in a space suit meeting an alien.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

dog vs UFO...

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Alien Assumption

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"We evolved from asteroids"