Extraterrestrial Curiosity Prints

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

High-gravity baseball

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Alien Assumption

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

dog vs UFO...

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Science fiction fans on other planets

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Elevator Music

How to draw a martian!

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.