Extinction Observer Prints

Coldsaurus

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

65 Million Years Ago

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Life and Death

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

Shark food pyramid.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

Astronaut Selfie.

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Dark Clouds

"No aliens"

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

You heard earth's just entered its sixth great extinction event? Really? Vertebrate species are dying at a rate not seen since the dinosaurs died off. This time It's thanks to us. But the good thing is, scientists think humans will die off pretty early in this mass extinction. How's that a good thing? We won't be around to hear the other animals say "I told you so."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Bio-obsolescence