Exterminators Prints

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

Big mouse little mouse.

"Are you the lady who called about an ant problem?"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"We have a favor to ask."

Flies up the ante!

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

Drone Spray