Exterminators Prints

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

Big mouse little mouse.

"Are you the lady who called about an ant problem?"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"We have a favor to ask."

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Flies up the ante!

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"These door hinges squeak."

William Tell Executions.