Expressing Love Prints

"I've always wanted to have sex with you, Tom."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

The devil you know and his plus one

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Nuts to you, too."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

The Elephant in the Womb

Giraffe Selfie

"Dogs are men."

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Book Worm

The Sensitive Dude.

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Whatever!

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Sharp Eyes

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.