Expressing Love Prints

"I've always wanted to have sex with you, Tom."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Joined at the hipster.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Nuts to you, too."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

The devil you know and his plus one

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

The Elephant in the Womb

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

"Dogs are men."

Giraffe Selfie

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Whatever!

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Sharp Eyes

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

The Sensitive Dude.

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Book Worm

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.