Explosive Strategist Prints

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

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"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Battle.

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

"You must be the demolition team."