Exploring New Destinations Prints

'Scenic route?'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"So where are you off to today Wanda?"

Random things I miss: Deciding on a holiday

Easter Island legs

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Fishbowl rebellion.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Snake Charming

Emigrating to France.

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

Yonder

Free WiFi

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

"This is de ja vu all over again. I lost my shirt at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City."

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

Mixed marriage: eye of the beholder

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've been to Chernobyl."

Paris,,,Rio,,,Paris,,,

The Trevi Fountain Now Accepts All Major Credit Cards.

"Anywhere!"

"Hey, tomorrow we could leaf through our passports!"

"How are things in Glocca Morra?"

"We'd like 5 star accommodation but with some interesting poverty nearby."