Explanation Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

Channelling on the Cheap

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Dreams I have had...

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

The Devil's in the detail!