Expert Googler Mugs

"I didn't want to come in, but I've spent thousands of hours online diagnosing my neck pain and it just keeps getting worse."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Dad Trophies

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

Giggle.

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Jiddury? Social anxiety. That's what Google says it is, anyway. But Google's no doctor. I thought it'd be better to get the opinion of a professional. I see, well, why don't we start the diagnosis by having you hang up your phone, get out of your car and come inside? No, that's ok. I'm good here. You have a lovely parking lot. I've got donuts in here. No, that's ok, I'm good. I've got cracker crumbs on the floor.

Doctcom

Google Magazine

Able to Google Stuff Man

Online Trading

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

"And how do you feel when your patient does online research and thinks he's an expert?"

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'

'Those are interesting questions Timmy. I suggest you ask your search engine.'

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

What's in a Terrorist Name?

"I know this movie just came out today. But it's been on the Internet for over a month."

Let the profit-making begin!

Nethead strip: Sale.com

Redundant horse searches for the definition of 'giddy up' online.

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

"She would've been more credible if she hadn't kept saying, 'according to your Wikipedia page'."

Web search for 'the fairest of them all'.

"And to Gloria Beal, the award for most google and bing citations..."

Somebody hacked into my Twitter account. That explains why your tweets have been smart, funny and G-rated lately.

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.