Experimenter Of Beverages Prints

The less popular burning tongue festival

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Low-Energy Drinks

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Could you keep still?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

The Inexperienced Cook

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Wine of the Day Club

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Cursing Scientist.

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'