Experiment Extraordinaire Prints

When scientists start to look like their projects.

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

'I cloned a fish with a lego-block!'

'I'm from the Nobel Prize Committee. You're on to something big, but it's been done.'

"Well, don't look at me, you got him the chemistry set!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Look, a bug!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Heading off with a packed bag

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Science Fair Judgements

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"