Experiencing Disaster Recovery T-Shirts

'Turns out I too am a slow-moving mass of low pressure, running in a counter-clockwise direction...'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Self-esteem room

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Wallpapering 4

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

Harvey before and after.

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Psychiatry visit.

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

Every cloud has a silver lining...