Experiencing A Recession Mugs

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Sub-prime Bear

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'

'Since bottom line growth has been so robust, big business wants to thank you all in advance for not applying with them.'

Coming out of the crisis

Sign says: 'Please Help. Downshifting'

'There will be no more pocket money kids. Dad bank has gone in to liquidation.'

'Listen... that sound... we're scraping the bottom of the barrel.'

Cadbury's "Recession" - Brown Ale Chocolates

'Probably we will meet more often these days. Due to the crisis I am working overtime.'

"Ms. Benton, please phone my wife and schedule a meeting with her for 3:00! I need a hug!"

Home Owners.

"This is our first recession together."

'Can you let me have five till Obama bails us all out, sir?'

'I felt it was my civil duty to come out of retirement.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

"By God, we'll pull out of this mess or I'm not Otto Von Bismark."