Expecting Puppies T-Shirts

'She's having pups!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

No littering...

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"They grow up so fast."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

The Baby Walker

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Ask me about my litter! !

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.