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Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Mother CareBaby Gap

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

Pigboy makes use of a box.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"So, the inevitable sequel."

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

'She is being impossible again.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'I'm sure this is the right exit .'

'I love my obstetrician! He brings out the kid in me!'

'Where's the steering wheel on this damn thing?'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Baby trying to break out'

'That's the most extreme linear nigra I've ever seen!!'

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

A man squashed by a giant leaf

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

How humans are born.

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'