Expectant Workout Guru T-Shirts

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

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No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

So … you do a lot of yoga?

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Birthing Ball

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"The only way to stop the spread is to eat less and exercise more."

"You call that complementary!?!"

Ladies in Lycra

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

Welcome 'The Biggest Loser' New Contestants!

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'That's the most extreme linear nigra I've ever seen!!'

'I love my obstetrician! He brings out the kid in me!'

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

"I don't understand. Everyone knows I'm here yet no-one calls in to say hello."

Dog on back on bench about to lift rawhide bone-like free weights.

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

Multitasking

'Why should I? He didn't attend the conception.'

Big book of daft names for kids.

"Show-off!"

"Got any cravings?"

"No, Lamaze is not a beginner type of yoga."

'Hold the elevator!'

Pregnant woman doing exercises.