Expectant Parent T-Shirts

Maternity Ward - Push Hard.

"Gone to ante natal class.There's a bun in the oven."

"Quentin - I'm having a baby." "I'm just having a buttered roll."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Premature birth warning

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Expectant wife

'Are you sure it's not out of your way?'

Football mad dad to be.

Surprise on Ultrasound

'Triplets? -- I want a second opinion!'

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

La maze class

Fertility Clinic

'Darling, there'll soon be the pitter patter of tiny feet.'

'Surprise surprise: Mrs Rabbit is inviting us to yet another baby shower...'

"Your baby is overdue. We're going to induce it out."

"It's twelve weeks of parental leave per child, right, sir?"

"Mom, does the baby get free wi-fi in there?"

"Any possibility of a puppy?"

"Phil, darling, I had to engage a seamstress today."

'After you're done with Linda's ultrasound, would you mind doing one on Raven so we can see how many puppies we can expect?'

'They're taking pictures again. Loss of privacy starts early.

"It's for you, dear..."

Adopt a highway

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"Oooh! I think I just felt our stock split."

"What to expect when you’re expecting. Newly revised edition."

"Let's be honest. Did we want a baby, or did we want parental leave?"

May the force be with you

Evolution. Awww

"Nine months till delivery. Still, I hear it's quicker than most postal deliveries these days!"

'You can't give birth here, ma'am. I don't have a baby seat and I can't risk another ticket on my record.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...