Expectant Parent Plot Twisters Prints

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'Are we there yet?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"Oooh! I think I just felt our stock split."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Smartphone Sonogram

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

"Would you like to cut the cord?"

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

Baby Footballer

"Looks like I have a choice... I wait for contractions or I bungee jump!!"

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

"It's quiet in here. I suppose it's off the popular tourist route!"

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

'It's so incredible, getting to discover the little bundle of magic hidden inside.'

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."

'He looks a bit like both of you.'