Expanding Universe Fan T-Shirts

"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"

'The circle is complete!'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You left this on our ship."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Homo Zapiens

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

SWOTs

Astronaut Selfie.

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?

Moon Cave

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

Serious business

"Earth, you'll need our standard Roswell cover"

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

The Beginning of Nostalgia

Evolution

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'