Exotic Pets Pillows

'I know it's unusual, but couldn't you treat him in the parking lot?'

'Sucker.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"Oh, this is so cute... Fluffy likes you!"

Dinosaur in the vet's waiting room.

"It's for the damn parrot"

'Alive, they're like part of the family, dead they make wonderful draught excluders.'

Woman with Dog in Flea Collar and Exotic Pet

Lost Crocodile

'PURRR! Did I say it right?'

Seagiraffes

"Woof, woof!"

"No seriously, I can't sleep on my back: I could die if nobody were there to turn me back upright..."

"Who's a pretty ugly boy, then?"

"Yes, he is a bit slow, but he's really careful and I've been assured that I'll have him for a long time."

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."

"Hang up a stocking you say? What's one of those?"

"I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now. He's busy feeding the piranhas."

"Apparently it was on the wedding list!"

"It serves me right for trying to order a pet online."

"Well, there are cat people and dog people and..."

"Well at least you can't say I never give you anything."

"And he doesn't shed at all."

"He's very lazy you see, so he wanted a pet that would live a long time and that he would not need to walk every day: here I am..."

"We used to keep in in a hamster cage. But then he went through a growth spurt."

Tortoise

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

"He's not 'a Chihuahua mix' or 'a Pekingese mix' ... he's a rat."

Walking the Fish

"Fetch!"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Wouldn't a cute little schnauzer terrier have served just as well?'

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"