Exotic Meat Enthusiast Pillows

"Check this out, a 'Grizzly burger', do they honestly think that we'll believe it is made with real bear?"

Important Food Groups

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Family Butcher.

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

*=Hotdog

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

'I'm really thirsty.'

'It's an acquired taste!'

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Down on Her.

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"Veal or non-veal?"

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

Cooked rare.

Vet's Waiting Room

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

'Exotic Garden'

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.