Existential Questioner Pillows

Lost and Profound.

Philosophy department office with boxes on desk reading; 'In', 'out' and 'why are we here?'

Hamlet, Chicken of Denmark: 'to cross, or not to cross'

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

Religion, This End Up

"And where did you come from?"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

reincarnated worm...

'Hamlet'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Why bother?"

Chiller Theatre

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Pastorius wonders why.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Needs to get a life"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Extreme Sisyphus

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"