Existential Comedy Fan Prints

'It's a pity you haven't got anything better to do!'

"There has to be more to this life than just being 'a good boy.'"

Dinosaur stating 'The end is nigh'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Alien attack in the 1950s

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"I thought the snow would never start"

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

Psychiatry. I know I've lost touch with reality, but in my defense, reality started it.

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

Tombstone that says I Have No Life

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

Reptilian trauma.

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize."

"I think therefore I am on antidepressants."

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

Sartre at the Movies.

Frequently Asked Questions

The human race. When did I lose it?

"Life"

Is there life after digestion?

How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.