Exercise With A Twist Prints

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

10 K Tail-Chase

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Ball as water-melon.

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Fast Food Dieter

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Pelobong

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Very drunk professional cyclist

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

Fitness in church.

Exercise Car.

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

Fred found he got more exercise when jogging while listening to a gramophone than an iPod.

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

Finish Line

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

'Hello line 2, you are through to the keep fit phone in...'

'Welcome to the exercise hotline. To start a very low impact exercise program, press #1250 times.'

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

"You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies?"

Track & Field & Stream

"It's just a coincidence that you pedometer was on 666 when you had that massive coronary."

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'

"Officer I'm fasting. I am going without sugary soft drinks and having beer instead."

Treadmills for people who miss the city.

"I hate my gym."