Exercise Skeptic Mugs

"I was gonna try yoga, but I don't actually bend so that's not going to work."

No Exercise

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

No pain, no gain.

"Jogging back and forth to the refrigerator doesn't qualify as exercise."

'Changing your facebook profile does not count as exercise!'

"Let's fight obesity - left leg up..."

"Exercise?...What you need is more napping!"

'We're having a problem over who gets the exercise equipment. Neither of us wants it.'

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

''Buy low, sell high' is not considered an aerobic activity.'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"I'm giving up running marathons for New Year."

'The only exercise I get nowadays is walking after the coffins of people who died while taking exercise!'

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Running

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Exercise Class