Exercise Novice Prints

'Your first lesson is free.'

'Tom just had his first workout at the gym.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"First time pruning?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Today we learned to count to one.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Running

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Exercise Class

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Keep Fit.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Jogging Bottoms

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."