Exercise Delegator Prints

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

God's Subcontractors

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

'I'll need some people to boss around.'

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"I learned early, if at first you don't succeed, delegate."

Bring It On!

The Need for Delegation

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Proud mother and new maid

Filing Trays.

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

'In the ineterest of overcoming my reluctance to delegate, starting Monday i want you to do all my worrying for me.'

Do you think I have a problem delegating?

In Tray, Out Tray and Not My Job Tray

"The best way to tackle a big project is to break it down into small pieces that you can then pester other people into doing for you."

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

'Bill, we've decided to send you back to the minors for a while so you can brush up on your delegating!'

"My management style is to hire good employees and then get out of the way while they work."

"I'm training him to do chores."

"This looks like a job for ... someone else."

"At my age I prefer to delegate the blood, sweat and tears."

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

"I don't have scientific breakthroughs. I have people who do that for me."

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

'Would you please get Baxter for me?'

Man with two in trays on his desk asks man with two out trays; 'Shouldn't one of those be mine?'

'Never put off till tomorrow what you can delegate today.'

"Do you want the boss or somebody who knows what they are talking about?"