
"And to my wife who hated my bellyaching,I leave my ulcer..."
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"And to my wife who hated my bellyaching,I leave my ulcer..."
"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."
"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."
"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."
'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'
'Make him laugh, make him cry.'
"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."
A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.
"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."
'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'
"We have a favor to ask."
'Mind if I head off a little early today?'
"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"
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William Tell Executions.
'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'
'Who ordered the chef's head?'
"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."
'My cat died this morning. This is a legal nightmare. There are nine wills.' color
'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'
'Your Great Uncle has left you all his money in this family heirloom!'
"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."
'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'
"What about the writers? Nobody ever blames the writers!"
"We need 6 last meals over at table 9."
'If I hear one more person say 'Just a little of the top' I'm going to lose it!'
Bureaucratic speech
'We're going to have to cut back a little this year ....'
"One final question... how did you hear about us/"
"Gee—it's just like in the movies!"
Congratulations you are the 10,000.
"Well, at least you don't have to worry about inheritance tax."
'Henry, I wish you weren't so cheap and would hire a divorce lawyer.'
'Governor's Pardon is on the way, Bob. Hang in there.'
'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'
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