Executive Dreamers Pillows

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Lemonade Inc.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

Money Plant.

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

'If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.'

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"That one, too. They all look like big bags of money."

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

Businessmen's Dreams

"Plunder and booty isn't all that easy to come by anymore."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"Didn't I just give you money for a start-up last week?"

"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."