'I think we should consider hiring a consultant to share the blame.'
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Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.
"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."
'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'
'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.
'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'
Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...
I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.
How lazy people decide what to eat
"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"
"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."
"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."
"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."
'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'
Financial Advisor. The next time you let your inner child out to play, don't let him play with your credit cards.
Hear me, Graduates!
"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."
'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'
"Anyone who opposes my proposal lift an arm!"
Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!
'So, who's first?'
'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.'
It's an I-O-Ewe.
Kicking The Habit
"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"
As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.
'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'
'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'
Tonight's Lecture: Your share of the national debt. That explains my credit rating.
And your repayment period starts...Now!
"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"
You've been extending Randy credit to buy food and drinks? You've no right! That's thousands of dollars. Have you any idea what that … Armstrong? Defibrillator. C'mon, really. It's not that bad. Okay, fine, make a show of it. Defibrillator! And a coroner.
'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'
FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'
Don't laugh, my house is paid for.
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