Execution Officer Prints

"We can't get drugs to carry out prison executions, what are we going to do?"

The Anti-Agent

Hate Platforms

America, are we learning anything?

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

When Engineers Crack.

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Minority Report

Privacy Conference Security

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"I spy with my little eye…"

A Little Extra

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Slow Night

Black and White: Segregation,

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

American blood

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."