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"You. You. And you."

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Heading off with a packed bag

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"Well, now we've seen it."

We learn by doing

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Personnel. You've learned from your mistakes? Wow! I feel awed in the presence of so much education!

"Travel changed me."

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

"I don't look at it as bouncing from job to job, I'm merely gaining a broad base of experience."

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

Football Royalty

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

The party, after you left

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

Confusing directions,

We only go around once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop!

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

Memories/New Experiences

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

'How could you have thirty years of experience when you're only twenty?'

Members only.

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

I shall now unveil my first great experiment in exploitative capitalism. Oh joy. Institute for Capitalist Exploitation. Beneath this sheet is an extraordinary creation. I give you … The new cafe exclusive VIP premier executive best customer reward card. Available to anyone who pays $9.95 a month for membership. Fine print: Includes no benefits.

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

'Don't you just love that new horse smell?'

Sparkling Waterbed.

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